Saturday, September 6, 2008

A Death Wish Just for You

I painted on your wall today,

You were on my mind.

I had so many things to say,

But words I could not find.


So I first settled for a picture,

To show you how I feel.

A broken heart, as it were,

That, like mine, won't heal.


Torn and mangled was the heart,

Pecked at by love-birds,

With several painful missing parts.

And then I wrote these words:


"I hate you in a way

No one's hated you before.

I hope your life will run away,

Or you get impaled by a door."


"Go drink a bottle of bleach,

Get run over by a semi-truck,

Go on a roof and slip on a peach.

Your life isn't worth a buck."


"Get murdered by some cacti,

Swim where you can't float,

Go and eat a rancid pie,

Or get skewered by a goat."


"Go sit on a toothpick,

Or lick a frayed spark-plug,

Inhale a large pixie-stick,

And eat a poisonous bug."


"You struck out on first base,

Get your things all packed.

And never again say to my face

That women over-react."

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